20 July 2013

就怕流氓有文化




一男士出差在外做坏事被捉,公安要求用最简练的语言写下过程并作深刻检讨。
这位男士用一句话高度概括:在屁大的地方犯下天大的错误。

公安看后觉得很深刻,但过于抽象。要求他细化、量化这份检讨,用数据说话!

这位男士重新写下十点:
1.
因一个人寂寞
2.
找二个人快活
3.
得三分钟快感
4.
付四百元小费
5.
遭五千元罚款
6.
扣六个月奖金
7.
受七天拘留
8.
倒八辈子血霉
9.
借九个胆子再也不敢了
10.
现在十分后悔

公安评价:深刻、直观、具体、合格。

看看人家这水平,显然有领导素质,流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化  

(转贴共享)

4 comments:

草夫 said...

流氓有此文化,国之大幸!总好过我们的流氓!只会举起长刀,见人就'砍!连在露天吃饭也会打枪!真是国之不幸!我们黑道的匪徒,盗劫文化低俗无本!悲哉!呜呼!

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