30 December 2012

洋人如何分辨东方观光客的国籍?




◎大太阳底下撑洋伞→ 台湾人
 
◎橱窗前以高分贝尖叫「哇 ~~卡哇依捏...」→ 日本人
 
◎坐在游览车上勐补妆,其实脸上的粉已经很厚了 韩国人
 
化妆化得很美丽→ 韩国人 ;化妆但是不美丽 日本人 ;不美丽也不化妆 台湾人
 
◎导游拿着小旗子,所有的团员都紧跟着,全体距离不超过10公尺→ 日本人
    
◎导游拿着大旗子,所有的团员跟在后面,但全体距离可长达100公尺以上 →台湾人
 
◎导游说话,团员会频频点头并出声回应 →日本人
 
◎一边观光一边讲大哥大→ 台湾人 香港人
 
◎嗓门又大又吵→ 香港人
 
◎出来玩还穿西装打领带→ 大陆人 (公费考察的)
 
◎走到哪拍到哪→全东方人...

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