07 October 2012

英文信:加薪和被拒的功力

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
 

老闆的回信:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager



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8 comments:

HuaYong said...

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.

“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”

“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”

Anonymous said...

no feeling, what r u writing mr huayong ?

HuaYong said...

我想这笑话该归类为“冷笑话”的一种,望SamHui这首歌词能帮你有所意会。

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温个些少到月底点够驶(吃个鬼)
咪话无乜所谓
最弊波士郁的发威(癫过鸡)
一咪系处系唔系就乱黎吠
哎亲加薪块面拿起恶睇(扭下计)
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出左半斤力 想话摞番足八两
家阵恶温食 边有半斤八两甘理想(吹涨)
我地呢班打工仔 一生一世为钱币做奴隶
个种辛苦折堕讲出吓鬼(死比你睇)
咪话无乜所谓

**浅白说法是你不在需要对你老板强颜欢笑那一天,就是你决定离职的同一天。我们不都是如此吗?

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