12 May 2012

母乳为什麽比牛乳好?


母乳为什麽比牛乳好?

某一所医学院的学生在考期中的题目:「母乳为什麽比牛乳好?」
一学生的答案:
(1)不必冲泡,节省时间。
(2)温度适中,不怕烫到小孩。
(3)保存方便,不怕被猫 偷吃。
(4)容器美观、大方。
(5)食用前不需摇晃。

戒烟、戒酒、戒玩,不如戒婚!

女:"如果我们结婚,你会戒烟吗?"
男:"会的。"
女:"还会戒酒吗?"
男:"是的。"
女:"晚上也不去俱乐部?"
男:"是的。"
女:"那还有什麽念头要放弃的吗?"
男:"放弃结婚的念头,戒婚!"

撞人还是撞狗

阿美去考驾照。
主考官问她:"妳驾车在路上看到了一个人与一条狗。妳是撞人还是撞狗?"
阿美毫不考虑,马上回答:"我会撞狗。"
主考官摇摇头, 说道:"妳还是下一次再来吧。"
阿美很不服气地问道:"难道我要去撞人吗?"
主考官看了阿美一下, 说道:"你没有选择,只有刹车。"

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