09 April 2011

娶鸡为妻

公鸡那副雄纠纠的神态自若有它值得神气的理由,当它性亢奋的时候,就不假思索骑在母鸡身上抽送,玩事之后自鳴得意地离去, 对公鸡来说,这是理所当然的天赋

国会议员IBM (International Big Mouth,国际大嘴巴) 认为,妻子有义务在任何时候配合和满足性致勃勃的丈夫的需求,以免丈夫走水外求,就与公鸡的想法一样。

因此,选民实际上是推举一只公鸡作为他们的代议士在啼叫,而他力主妻子必须像性机器,随时启动让丈夫泄欲时,他其实是娶鸡为妻。因为只有实践公鸡主义的男人才会把他的妻子当作是鸡,随时随地给他鸟。

4 comments:

小叮当 said...

你说的这位是不是和马青团员们一起手牵手到雪州大厦抗议的那位?

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