15 March 2011

光美女你见过几个?

算计

鸭子和螃蟹赛跑,一起到达终点,难分胜负。
裁判说:来个剪刀石头布吧!
鸭子大怒:妈的,算计我!?我一出就是布,人家总是剪刀。


熊婚

狗对熊说:嫁给我吧,嫁给我你会幸福。
熊说:嫁给你只会生狗熊,我要嫁给猫,生熊猫那才尊贵呢!

炒股

一壁虎误入鳄鱼池,丧命之时,壁虎急中生智,一把抱住鳄鱼大叫:「妈妈!」
鳄鱼一愣,立刻老泪纵横:「都瘦成这样了,你就不听我的话,不让你炒股吧,你偏要去,看看股市缩水都把你缩成这样了!」

蜗居
蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶,蝴蝶却嫁给了蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解,问:他哪比我好?
蝴蝶回答:人家好歹有自己的房子,哪像你住在集体宿舍。

鸡精

母鸡看到公鸡无精打采的回来了。
母鸡说:怎么啦?
公鸡:做个买卖给累的。
母鸡问:做啥买卖累成这副德行?
公鸡脸红低下头说:卖点鸡精。

美女

餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说:你整天追腥逐臭,我整天吃香喝辣,过来吧!
厕所苍蝇:道不同不相为谋!吃再好有啥用,光美女你见过几个?

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