01 September 2010

两年离婚11次

一女子两年内离婚11次。问其故,摇头苦答:


一任夫君港口自贸区的,钻太深, 受不了;


二任老公种族主义的,光靠那把嘴舌,就只喷口水,难受;


三任老公反贪侦查盘问的,脱了又穿,穿了又脱,瞎折腾;


四任老公包赌庇娼的,到处抽水,抽乾了才搞,不痛才怪;


五任老公是警察局的,喜欢绑住干活,不准我动,苦不堪言;


六任老公搞脑力激荡部的,光谈话专忽悠,就是不搞实事;


任老公政党议员,青蛙般整天跳来跳去不着地,比真搞还难受;


八任老公是特种部队的,不见血不停手;


九任老公988的,整天吵着媒体自主,搞自由招式偏又自摸,玛的;


任老公税务局的,整天就知道睡,睡;


最后一个是公务员,就只知道走后门。



16 comments:

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