24 July 2009

马华风水煞气另类批解


坊间的仙家、师爷们独具慧眼,洞察马华大厦的风水格局,现批解如下,仅供娱乐和参考,盗翻不究。


话说当年,"暗邦"改了译音为"安邦"路,此路才渐渐兴旺,双峰塔从此大放光明。


马华公会大厦落成,招牌高挂不久,对面建起了高高在上的马婆金融大厦。由於这个"婆"高过马华的"公",阴胜阳衰,从此阴阳失调,争端四起。


后来请了一对麒麟镇厦辟邪,才稍有时间吃安乐茶饭,不料,对面开辟一条新路,犹如对准马华来个一箭穿心。


那时期,梁维泮和陈群川掀起党争恶斗,各自万箭齐放,杀个天昏地暗,两败俱伤。


结果,那对麒麟就被怪罪是风水大煞,送到神庙颐养天年。


但有师爷认为,马华把麒麟分开得远远地,就造成性协调出现障碍,马华中人只管自己的权欲,也不考虑动物的兽欲。


於是,麒麟把报复投射到林良实领导的马华,爆发AB两队的深闺哀怨,直到林良实和林亚礼退位,麒麟才甘愿。


那时期,马华入口处再开了一个旁门,就像让雌雄麒麟得以幽会,所以,翻云覆雨后的马华最终由黄家定和陈广才平分秋色,暂且粉饰太平。


黄家定时代又把大门筑起三尺砖,上有玻璃镜,看得到外面,进不得里面,只有旁门可供进出。


不幸的是,这个门有点旁门左道之嫌,容量太小纳不了太多YB,所以马华在去年大选只能有七零八碎的国州议员死里逃生,多数在政治窄门窒息或牺牲。


因此,黄家定心有愧疚,辞职谢罪,从此退出江湖不问政事,堂堂正正做人。


现在轮到翁诗杰了,马华大厦又开两个门了,今时今日乾坤易位,翁诗杰和蔡细历各走各的门路,很少见面。没见面就没情面,没情面就语多暗箭。


如今,马华公会已被定名为马华中央党部,这个部,就是你部署,我部局,所以翁蔡各有部下,各怀鬼胎,部部为赢。


现在,马华公会那个象征雄纠纠的"公",已给中央党部取代,马华领袖讲话因此都有点阴阳怪气。


即然没有公,就没有公德,所以,马华纪律委员会就要清算蔡细历的私德了。


由於翁诗杰的翁字有个"公",马华公会,就变成唯我独公的"马华翁会",马华的华有个"十"字,一呼十应,所以,马华就有十个正副部长挺翁。



昔日的马婆金融如今已变成今天的中国银行,中央党部对着中国银行,按照一中政策,当然就有了两岸对立,所以,翁诗杰和蔡细历又从中中事了。


5 comments:

alice said...

哈哈...真没想到林大哥对风水也有一套独特的见解。读你的文章越读越有神。上你的部落已经成为我的习惯。

沈兴 said...

一个字历害。没啥事难得到你。

leekundak said...

哈哈!林放先生你有点仙家领,开个玩笑,不要生气.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Lim, I was told that some one was so superstitious and deeply involved in Feng Shui that the whole MCA main building was totally different now, especially the main door to the office and the main office. According to that MCA branch chairman, OMG, you can only use cantonese to say it: 'No eyes to see', haha.

If a person thinks that he has done a good job amd is conscentious in doing work for the nation, he doesn't have to in a way ask other people to openly support him!!!!History tells us those who had openly asked others to support them are actually ... sigh!
Many MCA blind-folded supporters and ass kissers always say that there is nothing wrong with the No 1 Man and He is the best, I am not in any position to say that they are incorrect, neither can I say that you are right. Before we go further, any one wanna give me some explanations / views on the following issues that had recently upset most silent people's minds:
1. Is it true that even if a person who had made mistakes before or committed some wrong doings and had been punished, he or she can't be given a chance to turn over a new leaf? It seems MCA is practicing this very primitive, uncivilized and punitive method and punishment now! Then those MCA Great Leaders and the present Disciplinary Board members can suggest to close down all the jails because no one will ever turn good after being punished, should sentence them to death!) (This is NOT my opinion, it's some other GREAT man's opinion that no one can be cleaned after wrong doing!)
2. If we want to increase the number of women representatives in the cabinet or ministry level, then why is the vice president of the MCA Women who is also a MP not given the chance? Why is it that the secretary must go through the back door to be given the chance so as to be appointed as a deputy minister? You may say that it's the absolute right and power of the president, but do you know that in the eyes of the Anti-Corruption Units, now MACC, there is a type of corruption which is called Corruption of Power and can be charged??? After all, the quota was supposed to belong to Johore (as it was seized from Teng, a Johore MP, and Johore won 7 /15 MP seats for MCA!!!
3. Another candidate who lost in the 308 election went through the backdoor, sigh, again from the MCA Women. I guess many people don't like Nazri, but that day's paper reported what he said: if in the future, using the DNA test can verify that the offspring belongs to Teoh Beng Hock, then there is no law can stop the baby to be registered as Teoh's son. I agree in toto what he said, at least for the first time he spoke something sensible, but know what the lady said? She asked for amendments of the law, and similar to what Sharizah said, laws are laws, can't be changed, so can't register as Teoh's child. Goosh, my god, these two ladies ... ('no eyes to see', please read in cantonese, haha. Please don't quote me as gender Discriminative person, I don't mean to offend any ladies, but just these two, sigh ... Ask if Soh is Sharizah's daughter, what would she do?) So, you want to suggest this type of person through the backdoor to be deputy minister? Ask the Port Klang people how good was Dr.Tan when she was MP of Klang and as Parliamentary Secretary. But that type of superb and capable lady was pushed to dead corner by MCA, till she had to leave. Hope the Alliance Party can fully utilize and use her capability and ability to optimum, otherwise is a great waste to the nation!
... to continue ...

Anonymous said...

.. continued ...
4. Why Tan Seri Tee must be appointed as the Wilayah KL's MCA chief when he is already the treasurer of MCA? Why can't leave the post to Tan who had won high votes as the central committee and who was the previous Wilayah chief doing a very good job?
5. Why when Selangor, a state falling into the reign of Alliance Party, a critical state that needs more care and attention, he as the No 1 Man didn't stay in Selangor to help BN to win back Selangor? See, our beloved PM is leading the UMNO in Selangor now, and that's the way all other MCA leaders should be ashamed of because they don't have the guts to do that! If not at least leave the state to Lim SC, who is local and been in Selangor long, compared to a Terengganu man who has already obtained several high posts through backdoors.
6. Any one know the whole story that a man who was ousted from the State Basketball president was a treated as a precious gem / pearl to the MCA? What an irony things to laugh at, haha! mCA no better persons? OMG.
7. My humble question and suggestion to any sincere blogger in dhamma: If you are the No. 1 Man, would you appoint Dr. Chua as the Chairman of Johore MCA and Ong KC as the Secretary General (because his people voted for you to win the seat even though he lost in contesting the No. 2 seat) but both won't be appointed as minister due to some reasons so as to gain supports from both sides? Then the disciples of both sides will praise you and say that you are very kind and you are a forgiving man. Will you? I will, but dream only because I'm not involved in politics, just day dreaming and speaking nuts, haha.
I don't mean to dig Dr. Chua’s wound but I was told by a police chief inspector that Dr. Chua can file a civil case against the persons who keeps maleficently and maliciously dismayed, demeant and damaged his name and family life especially if Dr. Chua’s wife and children felt uneasy because of seemingly aroused public obloquy especially when the case was officially closed by MCA Disciplinary Board headed by Tan last year and the police also closed the case. Why didn't Dr. Chua do that? He can win the case especially his beloved wife and family members can help him in this way! Sincere bloggers, if you are in Dr. Chua’s position, how would you feel and what would you do when people keep digging out your old ‘story’ maliciously to damage and destroy you even though you had publicly apologized and quit all the posts? We must be fair in giving comments all the dear bloggers. Don’t let some Great Man’s insincere and dirty tricks blind-fold our crystal clear eyes!
I just don't know what the hell is wrong with so many people in this world, especially in our beloved motherland. A person who has the courage to apologize and design from every post but later due to strong supports from grassroots who see his ability, capability and accountability cannot be given a chance to contribute to the nation again! Goosh, those people who only put up masks to be good people are in fact not better than demons and devils!!!!
It's an indisputable fact that many silent people support Dr. Chua's courage and strong will and his ability to lead. In fact, I heard from most medical staff and patients who frequent hospitals regularly, Dr. Chua was the best Minister of Health thus far! (Please, I am not polishing Dr. Chua's shoes, haha!) Datuk Chua who was named second best Minister of Health also had left MCA, sigh!
I beg your thousand apology if there is anything you feel offended. This is merely a plain daydream opinion. Buddha bless Datuk and all of you sincere bloggers!